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william m. buttlicker
20 June 2009 @ 02:35 am
you know what?

i think everything's going to turn out okay.

all these little things are speedbumps. it's going to be fine.

i didn't realize how much i missed this feeling of wanting to smile and not giving a shit if it looks good or not. (it does.)

i want to bottle this feeling so i can relive it the next time i feel like no one likes me. it will be hard to remember then.

the only bad thing to come out of this is that i might not finish that gory fic i was working on (i'm in too good of a mood), but i'm sure i'll get back to it some other time.

you. yes, you. i love you, don't forget it.

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william m. buttlicker
02 June 2009 @ 10:42 pm
nintendo was the only one i managed to catch live at all (my schedule sucks), and while i was impressed (well...not really, but it was better than last year's...also, microsoft's sucked, lol.), one thing DID stand out for me.

"Once, our industry defined our consumers in a limited way, focusing only on those people who were already actively involved as gamers. Now, it's different. Maybe you've noticed a woman on a plane playing the Nintendo DS system, or your uncle calling you for tips on how to beat his buddies in Mario Kart."

"Maybe you've noticed a woman on a plane playing the Nintendo DS system,"

"a woman on a plane playing the Nintendo DS system,"

"a woman"




now, i hardly EVER go on feminist rants (back to the kitchen, etc), but ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? you'd best be trolling, nintendo. i understand that the stereotype of the female gamer is one often abused, but we are out here. you might as well have said something like, "maybe you've seen a black person playing wii sports", or "perhaps you've seen a gay couple enjoying the ds system". i understand that there are more sexist things you could say, and my gender is not a part of my identity as a gamer, but this is just fucking retarded.

i know i'm going to regret this post in the morning.

oh yeah, and that wii motion plus bullshit? you put a weight on the bottom of it. then you made a flashy video. that's it. fuck you.

EDIT: oh yeah can't believe i forgot this! speaking of "those people who were already actively involved as gamers". why so much waggle, nintendo? actually...why so much waggle, EVERYONE? maybe you should stop making "innovations" (wii fit 2 and mario sequels, lol) and start focusing on THE HARDCORE FANBASE. WHERE'S MY MOTHER3 NINTENDO ;_________;
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william m. buttlicker
22 May 2009 @ 11:44 am
so my journal's pretty dead and i guess have to update it with some stuff about my life since nothing else is going on. it's not very interesting but ok whatever

so i'm kind of boned school-wise; i made a remark that my english teacher interpreted as a personal insult (oh boy wait till she hears what i really think) and that combined with my sleeping in class (i think i have some kind of undiagnosed sleeping disorder, seriously. i can't function without 12-14 hours of sleep) resulted in my being sent to the office, and they treated me like i'd brought a fucking gun to school or something. :||;; and i'm supposed to report to ISS monday morning (which...is a day off, i think, actually) but NO ONE WILL TELL ME WHERE THAT IS.

going camping with heather tonight/tomorrow. not that i'm not looking forward to it but it just had to be on the weekend that steam is offering tf2 for free, lol.

a couple of nights ago i had a dream that i was in a generic jrpg. my party and i were leveling up in the woods, killing monsters and shit. finally i got fed up and i was all I AM SICK AND TIRED OF KILLING EVERY BAT IN THESE GODFORESAKEN WOODS. WHERE DID THEY LEARN MAGIC ANYWAY and then another dude in my party was all "yeah i think one of them took out my left nipple"

i don't know what's going on any more

what else. oh yeah i should probably start working on my lithuania cosplay for tsubasacon
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william m. buttlicker
22 March 2009 @ 02:24 pm
so i wrote some porn.

posting it here out of a desire for concrit and feedback, and also i haven't posted my writing publicly for years so i want to know how i'm doing.

it's part of a larger project so there's no real character background in this; i'll...get around to that eventually, or something.


fun with a camcorder )
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william m. buttlicker
14 March 2009 @ 03:18 am
this is the most relaxing song ever.

no, really, i mean it. i went on a downloading binge and grabbed a couple of boc albums, and listened to this song because i share a name with it. and it just...oh god, there are no words. it's like an auditory sedative. i wish it was longer; i have it on loop. it's simple and repetitive but it works, damn it. so i turned it on and played a bit of tetris.

it was the worst tetris game i've ever played in my life. so? it was fucking relaxing as hell. god, it's like...okay. i can't even describe it to you. here:

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?zdmwnlt1ygy

now if you'll excuse me, i need to hook my ipod up to a surround sound system and fall asleep in the tub.
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william m. buttlicker
14 February 2009 @ 03:14 pm
i had a dream, and i feel i have to write it down before i forget, because it was, in some way, exceptional. it wasn't the most frightening dream i've ever had and it wasn't the most absurd but i feel that i have to record it nonetheless.

at the beginning it involved the surroundings of my house morphing. there was my driveway and the road and first row of houses surrounding it, but beyond that it was just a large, layered, snow-covered mountain, and each layer had three or four small black cottages scattered across it, and at the very top was a huge, gothic castle; the mountain was far too tall for me to climb but still small enough for me to be able to see the very top in clarity. this transformation of the landscape happened in a dreamlike way where i was aware i was aware of the change and that there had been something different there before, but i really thought nothing of it, as though it was perfectly normal.

secondly, there was a dragon.

it seemed to be dead in the middle of the road, but after a few hours it turned out to be neither dead nor sleeping, merely waiting, and it stood up and began to walk around, not really causing any harm but also not really going anywhere; it more or less was walking in circles. i was aware, to a small extent, of the oddity of it, but the thing i was most fascinated by was that it was identical to a charizard.

at this time was when i saw the first signs of a certain omnipotent being that was present and central to the rest of the dream. at this point, it was male, and his appearance was similar to most classical western interpretations of the christian god, but he was wearing a large, regal crown. i never saw him, but i was aware of his appearance somehow. the very first time i encountered this being was when i "overheard" (i can't recall if it was from him personally, or one of his subordinates - perhaps both; my dreams tend to work like that) that not only had he placed the dragon in the road, but it was placed there to stop me, personally. it was large enough that it took up most of the road, so that (except on one occasion where it was passed by a school bus; i believe the dragon let it pass on purpose simply because i was not on it) if i tried to drive down that road i could not. basically, it was there waiting for when i would have to go to school, and since i would not be able to drive past it (this was the main, shortest route), i would be forced to take the other, longer way - which was around the back of the mountain. i'm not sure exactly what was behind the mountain; i believe it would have been central to the conclusion that i never reached.

authorities arrived, however, before i would actually deal with the thing myself. a gigantic bulldozer as tall as the mountain itself appeared and literally crushed the dragon, and proceeded in disposing of it behind the mountain. the bulldozer and police that accompanied it seemed unwilling to actually go to the back of the mountain, so they put it in a bag at the end of a long, sturdy rope attached to the neck of the bulldozer, and swung it around, giving it enough momentum that when it was detached from the bulldozer it would simply fly over the mountain on its own. they failed at least once before succeeding.

the whole part about the dragon is really sort of insignificant; it only acts as foreshadowing for the rest of the dream in the introduction of the 'god' character and that s/he had something against me, personally. also the theme of something foreboding being behind the mountain (the authorities tried to dispose of the dragon back there without going there themselves), but this wasn't really touched upon in the rest of the dream, though i believe it would have been important if i'd stayed asleep a little longer.

but here is where the central part of the dream begins. my family and i have, somehow, been introduced to a certain community game. it is like a cross between a scavenger hunt and a very elaborate haunted house. a group of people (there was no limit on how many; usually i would see a group of at least four, and i suppose it would have been possible to try it alone, though considering that many of the events were impossible to get through without some sort of cooperation...) would register their team and then they'd proceed onto the playing ground, which was a large area that looked as though it once housed a neighbourhood, but none of the houses were in one piece - sometimes it would be as small as a hole torn in the roof or wall and other times there was nothing left standing but the foundation. it was not necessary to enter all of them for the game's purposes, so most of them were just for show. i should also note before i forget that the many parts of the game took place in what should have been daylight hours, but it always appeared to be night or dusk or early dawn. the game consisted of a series of short and terrifying events (though the game's administration assured everyone that they were absolutely safe, that it was all for fun and we could quit any time we wanted if we felt uncomfortable), and was three days long (only consisting of the daylight hours; in the night we were free to go home).

my team varied, since my imagination can't seem to keep its facts straight. at all times the team had myself, my dad, and my three younger siblings, but occasionally my mother would be a part of the team, or heather; at one point even my grandmother was there. the rest of my team was participating because it looked like fun, and i was participating because the at the root of the game was 'god' - who had, at this point, changed to a giant female serpent. at the end of the game, the teams would have to battle her. it was completely possible to win - it wasn't a complete death trap and i saw many people playing for the second or third time (though i believe the serpent was losing on purpose) - but if you lost, you were dead. i was playing because i wanted to be a hero and kill her. (have i ever mentioned that the me in my dreams is much more courageous, confident, and all-around badass than i am in real life?) i think she knew this.

the first event took place soon after we registered. my team and i settled in a small house without walls, and sat against a corner. we got the message "first event" - whether it was over a speaker or it merely appeared in front of us i don't know. we had only seconds after this message to prepare when a huge, wild dog bounded out of nowhere, barking with its fangs bared, and proceeded to attack my legs.

i screamed, of course. i tried to fight the thing off but it absolutely wouldn't budge. somehow i was given instructions on how to deal with it - pull its hair, and call its name. the name wasn't given, so i had to guess. i tried "derek" first (i can't quite recall what significance the name derek had, though i know it was somehow), and after it didn't stop, i tried "aaron". i don't know how i knew its name, especially since i think most human names sound silly on animals, but it worked; the dog just stepped back and looked at me meekly.

after this was a long series of events; unfortunately my memory of the dream is quickly dissolving since it has taken me so long to get to this point. the only other event i recall was one where we had to help a family evacuate themselves and all their precious belongings from their home, as it would literally be flattened in a certain time limit due to a case of mistaken identity. now that i think about it, i'm not actually sure if this had anything to do with the game or not. eventually we were at the end of the second day, and we were given instructions on a certain ritual to perform. it was a short and exceedingly simple dance, and it would have prevented the serpent from listening in as we planned that night (in retrospect, this is very silly). at this point, i had discovered that the serpent was not at all objected to my revealing her existence, but revealing the fact that she was observing us - i tried to tell my team this, but my voice seemed to suddenly stop working, and i turned around and saw the lower half of the serpent draped over the wall. (no one else could see her, which further proves that she was out to get me personally). audrey volunteered to learn the dance, so that none of the rest of us would have to bother. that night as we were driving home i felt i needed to inform my family of what the serpent was, and what i was planning to do. audrey (of course) absolutely refused to do the dance. i begged her to the point of tears and she just kept repeating "why bother?"

this is where i woke up. the third day of the game would have held some sort of revelation and a satisfying conclusion to the rest of the dream, but alas. (it should also be noted that this isn't the entire dream, just the end of it - the first half was much more pleasant but proportionally less interesting. it involved me getting my hands on a very nice little america/canada doujinshi with shota and sex in a lake. ...wow, i'm even creepy in my dreams.)
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william m. buttlicker
14 November 2008 @ 07:11 pm
OH my god i'm scared :c

okay, so my dad and my little brother have...disappeared, i guess. mom says they're not at fletcher's football practice like they said they'd be, and she says he's not answering his phone. creepy enough on its own.

later i go to my room and as i'm walking in i distinctly hear the sound of my window creaking shut. when i go up to check it, it's locked and there's no one else in my room. also my ipod disappeared.

h-hold me
 
 
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william m. buttlicker
05 November 2008 @ 07:37 pm
i need to get out of the habit of posting like once every fucking two months. hetalia and franken fran have collectively absorbed my whole goddamn life. there are definitely a few things wrong with me but i've got more important things to cover~~!

of course, the election. yeah, i supported obama. obviously in my own way, as i'm like 14 and can't vote and i uh...didn't attend political rallies or anything but i made sure to be a total douche to everybody i met who didn't support obama.

lol jk. that said i think when it comes down to it, the whole election was really biden vs palin, because obama (as much as i hate to admit it) will probably be assassinated and i don't think mccain plans on staying alive for 4 years. and i cannot fucking stand sarah palin. if mccain was going to mindlessly pander to feminists he could have at least picked a woman who was not a fucking retard. but i do like that mccain wasn't a sore loser about the whole thing. c:

my mom also pushed me away from supporting mccain due to the fact that she supported him, which normally i wouldn't mind but she was being a real dick about it. she kept saying that all of obama's supporters are stupid (which is somehow completely valid while my all of mccain's supporters are stupid argument was not) and that i was only supporting obama to be "cool" (what?) and that i was insecure about racism or something and only voting for obama because he was black (haha, no).

speaking of being racist, here are a few little gems my mom popped out over the last few weeks:
  • while driving me home from an hour-long theatre practice, she claimed to be "extremely good at judging people" and, despite the fact that she had never even talked to any of the students personally, claimed that "all of those boys, whether they know it yet or not, are FAGGOTS."
  • this morning she insisted that i play my ipod over the car stereo. "crank that cavalry boy" came on shuffle and she said "haha, is this whitey's version of soulja boy?" when i responded "actually, neither of the guys in this band are white", she told me to stop being racist.
  • "i'm not white! i have black friends!" (...what?)

on a semi-different note, i am neither gay nor a resident of california but i am SO FUCKING ENRAGED that prop 8 passed. i'd elaborate but there's no real way to express my rage without breaking my computer.

tl;dr: america fuck yeah, hooray for gays, my mum thinks i'm racist
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william m. buttlicker
20 September 2008 @ 07:14 pm
uh...yeah, okay.

so basically lots of shit's been going on. but, you know. i just haven't posted since...july? jesus.

so mom decided at the last minute to move to hurricane, which means that, in the last week of summer, i had to alert all my friends that i actually WAS switching schools and sorry guys lol. and so followed a whole lot of bullshit not important enough to get into, and now i'm going to white people central. (every time i see the skinhead kid in the halls i want to pat him on the ass, just to see what he does.)

the school runs on a block schedule, which means i have 4 1.5-hour-long classes a day, with 4-5 classes per semester. kind of gay but i have hardly any homework and i don't TOUCH geometry until january, so woo? i guess.

also i have theatre class. so THAT'S awesome.

no weeaboo faggotry for me today! i haven't caught up with anything yet and i've been watching he is my master for two months because i'm fucking slow!~~
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william m. buttlicker
27 July 2008 @ 03:23 pm
i wish i could keep up with currently-airing anime. i really do. because everyone's crapping their pants over xxxHOLiC kei, allison to lillia, antique bakery, code gayass r2, et cetera; and don't get me wrong, i AM looking forward to those. but the only way i can watch a series is if i wait until it's over, then watch all of it in one sitting (unless it's more than 26 episodes, in which case i take breaks, because i don't want to fucking DIE OF FATNESS). because if i wait more than a day in between episodes, one of two things happens. either my ADHD kicks in and i get distracted by the nearest shiny thing (which is what happened the first time i tried to watch hidamari sketch) or, by the time the next episode comes out, i've completely forgotten the specifics of the plot, character names, events of the previous episode, etc. which is even worse if i tried to keep up with all the series above at once.

so that's what i do. skim through the first episode or two to see if it's worth my time, wait for it to finish, and download a batch torrent. i might not be on the bandwagon but i'm trailing close behind. the last time i kept up with a series episode-by-episode was when ouran host club was on, and the next time in the forseeable future will probably be for this. fuck yes katsuyuki konishi you are the manliest america-kun ever

anyway here's the shit i watched this week

vampire knight, junjou romantica, amaenaideyo!! katsu! and hidamari sketch )

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK, WHEN I MAKE IT ACHINGLY APPARENT THAT I ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE A FUCKING LIFE
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william m. buttlicker
20 July 2008 @ 08:36 pm
all right, i actually have shit to talk about today.

i went to see 'the dark knight' last night, which was awesome. not gonna elaborate on that, because it's not the point and if you want to see someone talking about how awesome 'the dark knight' was you don't have to walk more than three feet. anyway, so we get home and mom's turned her computer off and hidden it somewhere. and so i'm like "wtf bro, you said you'd let me use it when we got back" and she's like "NO I DIDN'T and it's LATE go to BED" and i'm like "uh yes you did, but never mind that, can i like watch tv or something" and she's like "NO" and i'm like "[sigh] okay, look. can i at least stay down here with my ipod so i don't have to hear or even THINK about you and your boyfriend having sex." and she goes absolutely APESHIT, and demands an apology, and takes my ipod. and so i go "look, i hear it every night, it's DISGUSTING, i don't want to think about it." and she goes "WHAT, so you think it's ABNORMAL that i have SEX?"

...yes! of course! any child that doesn't want to hear their mother and a guy who looks like a caveman engaging in coitus must feel that way because they find sexual contact as a whole repulsive! LOGIC

so anyway point is that i had to stay up in my room and try to sleep while putting up with...you know, that.

ehh but fuck that. time for another semi-weekly update on what weeaboo
pigshit i've found myself wading around in again.

amaenaideyo!!, .hack//legend of the twilight, ef - a tale of memories., demonbane )

siiigh. anyway, my to-watch list for the next two weeks includes vampire knight, junjou romantica, angelique ~ kokoro no mezameru toki ~ and myself ; yourself. all of which are certainly...promising. but you know i'll praise the shit out of junjou romantica, JUST because it has gay sex. STAY TUNED
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william m. buttlicker
21 June 2008 @ 11:54 am
OH GOD I HAD THE BEST DREAM EVER

okay so my mom was like "we're going swimming" and i was like "that's cool" and then it turned out we were just going to the swimming pool in my dad's backyard and so i was like "oh, that's still cool i guess." and then we got there and my dad had like 20 pizzas and all sorts of snack treats. and i was like "why all the food?" and he was like "because there is going to be a PARTY here." and i was like "THAT IS AWESOME." and so we were hanging out and watching tv for a while and a couple of my dad's friends showed up and i was like "this is a crappy party." and then THE ENTIRE CAST OF SNL SHOWED UP, and i was like "HOLY CRAP THIS IS AWESOME." and then after a while my entire class showed up, and i was like "why are you here, i hate most of you people." but everyone that i liked was there, so it was okay. so we were hanging out and eating snacks for a while and seth meyers and andy samberg were hogging the pool, and this kid in my class kept making fun of my younger sister for some reason. and then my dad, amy poehler, and me and some other unimportant people were hanging out in the basement and eating pizza and talking. and while we were talking this guy came down the stairs, and nobody knew who he was, but he was really tall and TOTALLY NAKED. and so everybody got really quiet and just stared at him, and he just stared back at us, and then he looked down at himself and he was like "oh." like he had only just realized he was naked. and then he ran upstairs.

and then i woke up.
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william m. buttlicker
20 June 2008 @ 06:52 am
does it make me a bad person that i will refuse and denounce a musician purely because of their behavior? just bringing this up because i was watching fuse and i saw the atreyu video for "falling down" and it was based on the outsiders, and i fucking raged. not because i don't like the outsiders but because atreyu is a small cult of douchebaggery.

other than that, ehh my summer's been kinda shitty. but i'm only two weeks into it.

first week out was at dad's and that was good enough; i spent the first half of the week playing through earthbound zero and it was awesome and by wednesday i was about halfway through the game. i was playing nonstop because there are like maybe two nes emulators in fucking existence for macs, and the one i had would not save or open save states, so i wanted to beat it within the week.

and then - and then...

on wednesday the emulator just fucking reset, for no reason. i didn't even rage, i think i just threw up a little. but then i downloaded one that actually fucking works. it saves and it even has a more accurate palette. but then i didn't play any more that week because i was numb all over. and so then i went back to mom's and grandma babysat that weekend which is a WHOLE different story, so i'll skip over that straight to how i have to go to summer school next week and i haven't left the house all week and i think i'm getting a little crazy.
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william m. buttlicker
07 June 2008 @ 06:23 am
woo  
arrgh, fuck you /v/ and your daily gay kirby threads. now i'm back in the fandom except all i can think about is porn (more than usual, i mean), and it's gotten to the point that i've gone back to finish canvas curse and all i can think is DAMN, he would look fine with a dick in him. anyway

went to see baby mama today. it was...good, not as good as i was expecting, but still among the better comedies. also my girlyrection for tina fey has been pretty much confirmed because i couldn't stop staring at her cleavage, even when i didn't want to. my eyes were just sort of...drawn there.

also~~ i finally found a working earthbound emulator that doesn't freeze up every like five goddamn seconds. SO HAPPY.

oh yeah and school's out. that's cool i guess
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william m. buttlicker
iiiiiiiiiiiiiii

just bought the new fftl album. ♥

why yes i AM posting this everywhere

and hot topic is for fags, but then it was like eight bucks and i got a free bonus track so what the hell. and so on the way home i gave it to mom to put in the cd player and she MADE A HUGE ASS SCRATCH ON THE BACK, GODDAMN

i also bought 'remember that i ♥ you' by kimya dawson. and it cost like twice as much as the fftl album what the fuck
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william m. buttlicker
01 May 2008 @ 09:06 am
kindergraph.muxtape.com

do it faggots ♥
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william m. buttlicker
27 April 2008 @ 09:46 pm
urk. okay. so.

been almost a month since i updated. nobody reads this anyway, but whatever.

i have a 100-point project due in english tomorrow, except i didn't do it because mom wouldn't let me jack her photo album. :\ i'll see if mrs wright will let me put it off another week. pppprobably not. old bibbick broke, and no longer recharges anywhere but dad's house. which is wierd. so dad gave me his old one (which is still one of the third-generation nanos) and it's pretty wicked. audrey got like straight Fs and mom said i could have her computer until she got her grades up, and then i found out she'd been downloading shitloads of porn and now it's mine like permanently. possibly.

also. squizz is gone. ;____________;

dad said that he couldn't take care of two cats, so he took it to the shelter. they have TONS of room so there won't be a reason to euthanize him, which is good, and dad struck a deal with the staff, so that if they run out of room and nobody adopts him, we'll take him back. and we can call them like daily and see how he's doing. so i'm guessing dad didn't just take him out and shoot him, or something...unless it's an overly elaborate hoax.

still though...squizz ;___; <333 i'll miss the little retard.

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william m. buttlicker
19 March 2008 @ 10:01 pm
about how fucking broke i am.

and by that, i mean we're going to talk about the lj strike and communist russia.

for those of you who haven't heard of it, go look it up your goddamn self i'm too fucking lazy. basically communist russians did a few naughty things to the elgay servers. namely, wiping out some interests from the most popular interests page, and eliminating the basic account option upon new member registration. and possibly a few other things i'm not aware of yet.

this doesn't affect me, really, though it was a pretty douchebag move on SUP's part.

concerning the strike.

regardless of how many people you get to stop posting on lj for 24 hours, it doesn't mean shit.

no, i'm probably not going to post this friday, but that's because it's the friday before my spring break and i will be off refining my ssbb ass-kicking skills. or because i don't have a computer (besides this mac. MACS ARE FOR FAGGOTS). anyway, point is i won't be 'participating' in the strike because it won't change shit. if it does anything it'll just take a load off of lj's servers. communist russia does not sympathize.

if you can get people to start cancelling your subscriptions? a LOT of people? yeah, maybe then you'll draw attention.


...i have more to say but south park is on right now
 
 
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william m. buttlicker
12 March 2008 @ 02:34 pm
ha ha, oh wow. making this entry from school, for obvious reasons.

kso. last night i was IMing with [info]sunlit_insomnia and alan (forgot your lj dude) and heather left to go to mallwart, and i went to talk to alan but he was signed out, so i grabbed my ipod and started moshing (i know it sounds difficult to mosh alone, but i can pull it off trust me)

so then mom comes into my room and yells at me for jumping around, and by that point i'm back on my computer. she's bitching and bitching about BLARG BLARG I CAN'T SELL THE HOUSE IF YOU JUMP AROUND FOR SOME REASON. and then, because he's got perfect timing, alan sends me a silly little quip on aim. i know i should've ignored him if mom was bitching at me, but the window was right at the front of the screen and the imrcv sound was on, so i just looked at the screen instinctively. and it was funny, and i grin'd.

and then mom throws a bitchfit and screams DON'T FUCKING LAUGH AT ME >:C and pushes me out of my chair and picks up the computer (in the process, knocking my glass of peach juice off the desk and making a HUEG dent in the front of my bed, which she later tried to blame me for). she tears off the screen (it was hanging by a thread anyway, she only advanced the inevitable) and throws the keyboard on the ground (which knocks out the cd drive) and starts jumping on it.

i think if past experience is any indication, my mother never has right to bitch at me about anger management issues again, ever.

anyway.

and so then she's screaming at me "DON'T LAUGH AT ME" and i'm yelling back "WHEN DID I LAUGH AT YOU" and this exchange goes on for a while, and she finally yells "YOU SMIRKED AT ME" and i go "ooh...that wasn't at YOU, someone sent me something funny and i laughed!" and then she stops, and says "well, i was going to smash it anyway! any SENSIBLE adult would have smashed it a long time ago!"

yeah, fuck restricted access! senselessly destroying an expensive piece of equipment in a fit of childish rage is the mature, adult thing to do.

and a long, long argument followed after that. basically i kept trying to explain to her why it was stupid of her to smash a computer and NOT feel bad about it after proving it was a misunderstanding; and she continued to try to make me feel like the bad guy. one interesting exchange:

mom: YOU'RE SO SELFISHHH YOU NEVER THINK ABOUT ME >:C
me: uh, actually i think about you all the time. it worries me how emotionally unstable you are.
mom: EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE? DID HEATHER TEACH YOU THOSE WORDS?

yeah, because i'm not able to think for myself, apparently. after that:

me: YOU'RE the one who's selfish, you cook and clean but you never think about what we WANT! you buy things for us but the only person whos emotional needs you're tending for are your own!
mom: I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME, LIKE WHENEVER WE'RE TRYING TO THINK OF WHERE TO GO EAT DINNER I IGNORE EVERYONE ELSE AND GO TO WHERE YOU WANT TO EAT.

yeah, that was her argument. i swear to god i'm not making this up.

there's other shit, but class is almost over.
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william m. buttlicker
09 March 2008 @ 02:37 pm
i'd not like for this journal to become purely for updates on my fandom status, but i think that's what it's going to be, since my real life is really not at all intriguing. really the only interesting thing that's happened to me all weekend is that my earbuds are broken and i went through two gallons of cran-peach-grape juice in 12 hours.

further updates on my devouring anime one after another:

so i finished pretear. it was fine, i suppose; certainly not the best magical girl series i've ever seen but it wasn't really bad by any stretch. i think the ending could have done better, but i'm content with the series as a whole.

now i'm watching sayonara zetsubou sensei, which is probably the funniest thing i've seen since ouran host club. it's fantastic. any of you guys who haven't checked it out yet, go do so.
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